Another picture of me with my Princess Leia earmuffs cause I was rocking those things out today :)

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She won’t let me post her pictures but here are mine LOL 

Lots of boobs going on 

and I happy she found someone to share her love of Doctor Who. They both wore Tardis blue and it was super sweet. but she looked so uncomfortable in her chair while opening gifts….and thats when I realized how I would have a baby shower. 

Dear future baby daddy- I’m sorry but this is happening. 

I want to be in a lounge chair like Jabba the hut and you can wear a modified Princess Leia slave outfit and my puppy will be wearing a Han Solo vest. 

And if i’m preggo around halloween we are painting my belly like a death star and you are dressing as a Tie Fighter. 

……Once again- these are reasons why I am and always will be single. 

Coolest dad ever

I’m hosting a star wars party at work tomorrow. Costumes, cake and pizza. 

I’m planning on wearing a jedi robe and fighting kids with my lightsaber. 

I am turn 24 this year… and this is an enjoyment for me, dressing up and fighting 10 year olds with a lightsaber. 

Lets get drunk and get tattoos

Come home and make out

Watch Star Wars and Freakazoid

Get high

And fuck. 

Cool movie lines?
When did Jar Jar Binks have cool movie lines?

i want this to be my wedding invitations lol

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