Lazy tanner #tanning #me #vain #magazine #vogue #voguemagazine #blueskies #sunshine

One of the many face I make while singing Crazy Train in the car #me #vain #stupidfaces

Spent my morning in #Boston and my afternoon #tanning with #DMB ☀💕 #music #me #vain #sunnyday #sunglasses

Flip Flop Fly #me #vain #sunglasses #IWearMySunglassesAtNight #SoICanSoICan

I have too much free time #me #vain #stupid

My cousin’s baby could totally pass for my own….freaky #me #vain #babies #IDoNotHaveABaby!

Can we take a moment to appreciate my super long eyelashes? ❤ #me #vain #eyelashes

Perfect day to tan! Thank goodness for all this sunshine! ☀ #sun #sunshine #spring #me #vain #MovinOut #Tan

A better view of my new wig #wig #blue #me #vain #bun

My 30th ave subway new sunglasses faces #sunglasses #NTrain #NYC #astoria #me #vain #30thAve

My birthday outfit! #messyBun #PrintDress #JeffreyCampbell #Litas #me #vain

“Never forget that once upon a time, in an unguarded moment, you recognized yourself as a friend” - Eat, Pray, Love 💜 #EatPrayLove #book #quote #friend #me #vain

“So my fantasy becomes reality, and I must be what I must be and face tomorrow” - #SimonAndGarfunkel #FlowersNeverBendWithTheRainfall #song #lyrics #me #vain

Miss Lonely Hearts held a staff meeting today #me #vain #work #gloucester #ma #singlelady #backinblack #blue #wig #classy

Post-shower princess #me #vain #shower #towel